Side A, Blatant Corporate Suck Up Song, is a Farfisa-powered sarcastic stomper from Portland's Vegetable Revival Project. Featuring "Keyboard" Karl Wischnofske on vocals and keys and Eric "the Vegetable" Larson (Poison Idea) on guitar, this tongue-in-cheek corporate worship music blurs the lines between comedy, criticism, art and commerce. And it rocks! Side B, Glazed, by the Pynnacles, is a mostly instrumental track worthy of Booker T. & the M.G.'s, featuring sporadic vocal tantrums by the one and only Sean Croghan (Crackerbash). All together the Garage Rock Split is a double-dose of fuzzed-out old-school Portland sound. And, oh yes, doughnuts.